you will most likely be forced to do cardio. seriously. where have i been, some of you ask? on a road or stairwell to FUCKING nowhere.
each week, i am told i need to do 30 minutes of cardio - in addition to the 60 minute workouts from hell that i pay for - four times a week to help me lose weight.
so far, yes, it seems to be working. i've lost 5 lbs and 4 inches from my bust in about 7 weeks. (i don't give a shit about my waist....when you are ALL TIT...all you care about is TIT.)
they say that working out gives you this "high", this "euphoria" that lasts for hours. BULLSHIT. it exhausts you and makes you hungry for carbs, but you can't eat carbs, so you have grilled chicken or tofu instead.
anyway, i really don't hate the intense workouts that i do with my adorable little puerto rican trainer. but i fucking hate the cardio.
today, i did 21 minutes on the stairmaster and thought i was going to die. 21 MINUTES?! i was supposed to do 30.
but i got dizzy and had an ice cream headache and got off and went on the treadmill for 14 minutes. read vogue. think i made up for the time off the stairmaster of evil.
anyway, this post is/was lame. the truth is, i don't know what to write about. if you are out there - which i know one or three of you are - can you tell me what to say?
ella
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i'm interested in hearing about your life in a committed relationship, honestly -- how you keep it fresh and how you know you're sure about him. but i understand how that might be a challenge to blog about.
i'd love to talk about that but not to an anonymous comment.
i mean, is it you Fiancee? or is it one of you, creepy EX lovers?
sounds as though someone is trying to catch me in a trap. and it's not nice.
ella
shit, i just came back here and read this. no, i'm not trying to catch you in a trap. i posted anonymously because i didn't feel like logging into my google account. not an ex-lover, just someone who always liked your blog & writing. you got into your relationship around the same time i was getting serious w/ my guy and I just thought that might be a relatable subject.
sorry for the confusion. my name is jenna, by the way.
I agree with you about cardio.
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