Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Was It Good For You?

When you slut around, hopping on and off man after man (and the occasional woman), it’s easy to think you are great in bed. After all, most of the sex us promiscuous girls have is made possible via heavy alcohol and/or drug use which clouds your memories (and makes you feel like a porn star during the act).

For the past several years, I’ve been eager-beaverin’ it all over town (and other towns), with lots of wham, bam, thanks, dude/ma'am/dude and dude/dude and ma'am sex. Orgasms were had by all parties – or at least things felt good until we both passed out – and all was joy in slutville.

Here's my problem.

Now that I’m in a long term, committed relationship, and having regular sex with someone for the first time IN SEVEN YEARS, I’m beginning to think I’m not such an amazing lay after all.

Don’t get me wrong, our sex life is very, very good. Orgasms are frequent and often multiple. The fact is for the first time in my life, I actually have a sexual RELATIONSHIP that requires as much tending to as an emotional one. And it's draining my available bedroom resources. Fast.

Now I want to be acrobatic. Tantric. A mind-blower. I want to turn him on as much as I did the first night we were together, every night.

So I bought a book. Toys. Videos. Manuals. I might even hire a whore. I’m studying up. I’ll let you know how it goes. And comes…

11 comments:

Ha Ha Sound said...

Hire a whore? Seriously?

You might want to rethink that one. Unless you're just kidding, and I'm overtired and totally missing the irony. Which is entirely possible.

modelbehavior said...

Yeah, in serious relationships your sex life takes on a life of its own, which in an odd way is a lot scarier and more bothersome to deal with than just random great sex. I have a similar issue, so please keep me posted on your progress.

PS I voted for your Time Out dating column. Unlike you, that other lady said nothing meaningful.

i like cheese said...

I can totally relate. I have amazing sex, but I feel like I should be trying to be more creative. Let us know how things go!

Quin said...

her dating column was by far the better one...

yeah, doing the emotional thing with the sex thing does become more intense.

from what i remember, making up after a fight is amazing.

The Cajun Boy said...

maybe it's the dude that you're fucking that's the problem...

winowino said...

20 bucks or best offer.

Irish and Jew said...

I hear you sister, it's WAY harder to have a sexual relationship than just casual sex! Thank god someone said it... i swear, when i was single i wanted to fuck every second, now i'm like... "i really want to do it... but can i leave my underwear on? I'm too lazy to take it off."

-Jew

T. said...

Too many people go through the motions once they get into a relationship. Kudos to you for avoiding that trap and being so.... motivated.

Congrats too on the Time Out article. I just read it -- nicely done.

Trixie from Toronto said...

I love you, Ella Good. Nice manhandling of Julia Allison. You rock!

GBrown said...

Apropos of hiring a whore, by any chance would you be thinking of the College Callgirl? Sounds (to me, perhaps after one drink too many) like a wonderful crossover opportunity, duo blogs -- and what talented writers -- commenting on the same date. Have you lent it this idea any further thought? I look forward to reading about it.

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