Yes, little ella has had (and continues to have) her share of the freaky shit. But when it comes right down to it, she has to admit: she likes it missionary-style.Yup, straight up, man-on-top, chick-on-back sex. Now, I know this sounds vanilla, but really, it’s not. In fact, I’ve never had any complaints when I’ve asked a man to get on top…
This is not to say that I don’t enjoy other positions. No, no, no! Not true. However if I want to really enjoy it, this is usually the shape sex takes form. Let me break it down for you, position by position:
1. Me on Top - Ok, I admit, I am finally, finally starting to enjoy this. But here’s the problem that I have encountered (and that other women have discovered too). In porn films (and face it, that’s where most of us get our sex ed), the woman is bouncing up and down like a jackhammer. Now, while this may look sexy on screen, it’s not really what one should be doing the entire time. No man ever really told me this. Fortunately, I recently discovered on my own that lots of strong back and forth motions interspersed with bouncing is far better. However, because this revelation is still new - this is not my favorite way to play.
2. He Holds You, You Wrap Around Him, As He Stands - Once again, this is hotter on film between professional orgasm fakers. In reality, it's fun for about, oh, I’d say 45 seconds and then you want to puke and he is winded.
3. From Behind - Ah, the ideal way to fuck (at least according to most men I know). Now, I know that this can be a pleasurable configuration - very much so - but I swear that most men have no idea how to do it properly. To me, it’s a close second to grasping the intricacies of anal. Most men just get behind and mount like dogs. While I’m sure many women can handle this just fine, I think men should realize that their partner needs to be sized up and treated fairly gently before they start thrusting like a Doberman. The fact is, there are many women out there who, while we can totally get down and freaky, require a bit more coddling and preparation before the big charge. In closing, this is why this position is also not my favorite.
4. On Your Sides - Awwww, here we are, making love. We can look in one another’s eyes and feel like one being. EH. WRONG. 9 times out of 10 this position results in serious slippage and a constant readjusting of legs until, yeah, those parts are perfect but the rest of you (particularly your calves) start falling asleep.
I have more examples, but I’m tired…
This brings me to my original point. I enjoy missionary-style, straight up WASP sex. But it’s never boring and never white bread. Legs can still be wrapped around shoulders and backs. Nails can leave marks. Throats can be clutched (yeah, I said it).
Most men think it sounds dull on paper, but if you find a girl that moves along with you or - better yet - in REACTION to you - the mission(ary) is accomplished.
Kisses,
~ella
11 comments:
Doggy style is the best, but it's meant to be the final act (so to speak). Starting with it is like running at full speed right away. Proper pacing must be applied.
And #2? Who does that? I honestly never have (unless I'm misreading what it is).
i SO agree w/you! (btw, i've never commented here before, but you are fabulous...) i feel like a librarian when mr. lola is trying to throw me on top or--his favorite--doing me from behind and i'm just dying for ole miss. obviously, the others can be divine, but there really is nothing like him on top of me, pounding as if his life depended on it.
@lola...damn you mr. lola!!!
and yeah, the sideways shit just doesn't jive with me as a guy either. i mean, i don't wanna have to look at her...
Remember, it's lonely at the top.
"I think men should realize that their partner needs to be sized up and treated fairly gently before they start thrusting like a Doberman."
oh... holy... damn. You made me cackle. Loudly.
My favorite is on my back, with her on her back and on top of me. So I enter from behind, whichever place I (we) choose, I can reach around and get to all the buttons. Typically, she is at a slight angle to me so our heads are next to each other. We can kiss, or I can just watch the expressions on her face as she goes through various stages of bliss. Also good for throat clutching (you made my day with that one, Ella).
We don't do this one all the time, but it's my favorite. :-)
Jeez, I can't even jerk off on my side. Spooning is fun I suppose, but it's more a dry hump move like when you're at an outdoor concert and under an blanket. And I certainly agree with you and Ha Ha about #2. I'm in good shape but this is like trying to lift an air conditioner - no thanks.
Good Post!. Thanks Ella
"Throats can be clutched (yeah, I said it)"
Until I read about this one your blog, I thought I was the only one that liked this. Since then, it's like a whole new world has opened up for me.
an old working buddy once said she loved it from behind, because she could still read.
on top? lean back, and he has great access to bits...
and
omg.
Would it be in really poor taste if I whipped out my pocket rocket right now and rubbed one out at my desk?
haha - spread your gospel to more men. doggy comes at the end.
lola - welcome. VERY well said. "poun ding as if his life depended on it" - love it.
cajun - i'm sure she feels the same way. ha. kidding.
patrick - not on the top of me.
oob - xo. thank you.
anony - mmmm. that sounds interesting. i'll try it and get back to you.
queue - very good AC analogy.
eternal virgin - oh hell no. you are NOT alone. my orgasms intensify when i can barely breathe.
quin - damn. what does your friend read? yes, definitely a fan of the lean back.
cheese - never. cum away.
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