Fine. I have forced myself to stay at work late – which I HATE doing – to update this with something. My internet is down at home and I really, really can’t blog here. It’s not very private and I don’t want the 20 or so gawker readers who work here to catch on to me. Here’s the shit I’ve been going through…My laptop broke almost a month ago. I brought it to Circuit City in Union Square and – although I was promised it would be repaired in 2-3 days – it has been ALMOST TWO WEEKS.
Now, I know what’s happening over there. They are looking at dirty pictures of me. Me alone. Me with women. Me with men. I know that’s what taking them the fuck too long. Trust me, if you saw these Firedog dudes (they are even more pathetic than Geek Squad guys) you would agree that they cannot possibly fix a thing when encountered with the site of a nipple.
So now I have to come to a decision. There are a few options here:
I can call the Manager and rip them yet ANOTHER new asshole.
I can sleep with one of you for a new computer.
I can go back to the horny Firedoggers and actually SHOW them my tits, up close and personal.
Your votes please.
Thank you,
ella
18 comments:
You should just buy a new computer. You can get a decent one pretty inexpensively nowadays.
And never, ever keep anything pornographic on your main hard drive. Get a an external one or back everything up onto a CD or DVD.
Ella,
Hmmmmm, nothing about republican love here. Well, we still love you even if there's trouble in paradise.
More importantly, I vote that you show us your handcuffs.
You know someone who writes for a major technology magazine, who has built his own computers from scratch, and you don't go to him for computer help? What were you thinking?
@ha ha ...
"Pornographic"? That's a Republican/Theocratic word for "erotica"... Anybody who believes in their and other's rights to not be told what kind of visual entertainment they may peruse should best avoid using it.
You give good advice, though. Think twice about what's on your hard drive before letting it out of your hands.
Good luck with your computer issues, Ella.
Just flash them and get it over with. They'll probably give you an iPhone for it.
Show 'em the tits. I'll bet you get your computer back real fast, and then some.
I'm all about showin them the ta ta's.... hellll yea
~Irish
Grubinski, maybe you should look at some pornographic material, take a Xanax, and chill the f out.
show em.
-Jew
One word for this post, Ella: Anemic. Come on. I'm looking for some fall-down, knee-slappin', what-the-fuck-did-she-just-say, there-actually-are-people-as-crazy as-I-am type of post.
Laptop repairs — not so much.
Sorry, Ella, I guess I'm just in a hard-to-please mood today.
i miss you.
Surely they just copied all the porn onto a CD. Probably they are inept. Get a new computer and don't buy it ad Circuit Shitty.
But I think it would be funny if you did sleep with someone for a new computer.
haha is right.
and, i'd not touch that laptop without cleaning it really, REALLY good first.
really, really good.
really.
Evidently, the Geek Squad makes a habit of stealing porn, music, and images from customer computers ...
http://consumerist.com/consumer/investigations/video-consumerist-catches-geek-squad-stealing-porn-from-customers-computer-271963.php
Get a Mac! That's what all the cool kids (ie me) are doing. Too bad my bank account doesn't find it nearly as "cool". Sigh. I hope you can come back soon!
Kisses,
Em
Are you dead.
haha - well, i was just on vacation in vegas and couldn't afford to get a new one. fortunately, my stepdad is the FUCKING MAN and gave me one of his.
queue - hmmm. a handcuff story. ok, coming up.
patrick - why? who's that?
grub - yeah, yeah...i know. fortunately most of the topless ones didn't have my face in them.
sally - these assholes didn't deserve to see my tits. you do though.
cheese - again, they didn't deserve to see them. you might.
irish/jew - DUH. hahah
chad - sorry i can't please you. i only have room to please one man these days.
cajun - oh, how i've missed you too!
anony - well, i wouldn't care if they copied the porn - it's just i can't understand why it would take nerds over a month to do so.
em - thank you. i dunno about macs though. they seem like toys to me.
quin - that was the problem. it wouldn't go on for me to clean it ;-(
anony - nope. very much alive.
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