Men who preach hate will find their largest audience in Hell.
~The Gospel According to ellagood
~The Gospel According to ellagood
Sometimes eulogies write themselves. All of these are documented quotes from the “Reverend” Jerry Falwell:
If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being.
God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve. (after September 11)
I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say, "You helped this happen." (again, after September 11)
The Jews are returning to their land of unbelief. They are spiritually blind and desperately in need of their Messiah and Savior.
I do not believe the homosexual community deserves minority status. One's misbehavior does not qualify him or her for minority status. Blacks, Hispanics, women, etc., are God-ordained minorities who do indeed deserve minority status.
AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals.
When lawlessness is abroad in the land, the same thing will happen here that happened in Nazi Germany. Many of those people involved in Adolph Hitler were Satanists. Many of them were homosexuals. The two things seem to go together.
With all due respect to those dear people, my friend, God Almighty does not hear the prayer of a Jew.
I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period.
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Here's another gem: "It appears that America's anti-Biblical feminist movement is at last dying, thank God, and is possibly being replaced by a Christ-centered men's movement which may become the foundation for a desperately needed national spiritual awakening."
You know, this is the first time I have not felt the slightest bit guilty for thinking badly of the recently deceased.
What's wrong with you crazy liberals?!?!
Seriously, yeah... not going to miss that Falwell.
I actually have nothing to say...
Score! I'm a god-ordained minority! Who knew??
Well, that's one American Osama that bit the dust today... too bad there's so many more left, and so many thumb suckers to follow them.
He might have been onto something with that last one. : )
-JK
did you swipe that pic from tmz?
I prefer your quote to his. My blood is boiling after reading these outrageous excerpts. Grrrrrr.
Pat Robertsons even better.
This is my favorite worst quote of all time:
"Sure, the Constitution states 'Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.' People say a lot of things. I once told me wife I was going to get the brakes fixed on our car. Didn't get around to it. Wanted some 'me' time. Two days later she drove right through a special ed school. Killed some kids. Big ones, too. That's what happens when you take prayer out of the classroom."
oh ella, just get over it...you're going to be munching box in hades for eternity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@the cajun boy - I can't stop laughing...fuck.
tang - somewhere, eve is taking another bite out of an apple.
haha - i'm not crazy. you know that.
a-n-n-e - speak up!
ae38 - i didn't realize god ordained minorities. well, i guess i did since he gave women periods.
grub - true, but he was one of the thumb suckiest of all.
jk - i'll be sure to call your girlfriend and tell her so.
anony - no. google. are you gonna serve me with papers?
oob - thank you. if you like that, you will love the entire BOOK of ella.
pistolah - that's not real. i don't believe you. please, please prove me wrong.
cajun - nah, i did that here on Earth. i'm strickly dickly in Hell.
anony - mom, i told you to stop reading this.
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